Baby: mama
Mom: oh my gosh you're first word!
Baby: mama we all go to hell

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elmakias:

It’s nice to see people genuinely happy, and it makes me happy when they allow me to photograph it. 

Good job @olobersykes and co. #APMAs

elmakias:

It’s nice to see people genuinely happy, and it makes me happy when they allow me to photograph it.

Good job @olobersykes and co. #APMAs

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)
Say it with me, kids:

stoppity:

  • Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
  • Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
  • Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
  • Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
  • Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU

sorelatable:

When you get a text message and it’s from the person you were hoping it was from:

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droil:

how to draw kissing